Joyce Fields, 48, actually is a retired corrections officer. So now, instead of being charged only with criminal mischief, she faces charges of impersonating a police officer. And the argument was over a single penny. "She said 'why you put the penny on the table?' No, too late," said store owner Zaid Ali Bin Hadi. Bin Hadi gave her a penny, but Fields then trashed the counter, and smacked the cash register. Seconds later, she started knocking over more merchandise.